pie in face Today’s topic is actually about grade schoolers, but I could see teens jumping on this bandwagon. At East Side Elementary School in Chattanooga, TN, the kids exceeded their reading goals and their reward (besides reading the books) was they got to throw pies at two teachers. Now that sounds like fun. I can remember a few teachers who could’ve used a pie to the face when I was in school. The best job was reserved for the overall point leader (no name in the paper, cause it’s a kid, I guess). He got to shave the student counselor’s head! And this student counselor, Mr. Shelsky, had quite a head of hair, but not anymore!