queen-with-text.jpgWhat with my Red Hair article, and the new piece I wrote for SCBWI about character cliches, I’m afraid I’m going to get a reputation as a Cliche Queen…or maybe the Cliche Police is more like it.

One thing that surprised me when the Red Hair article came out (or is linked to on another writer’s blog) is that a lot of people have emailed me and made comments that imply that if I start reading a book with too many of the cliches from my list on it, that I automatically stop reading. This isn’t true at all. In fact, I recently read one full of them, and I still enjoyed it. And I’m reading one now that already has five things from the list in the first ten pages or so, but you couldn’t pay me to stop reading it. It’s hilarious, and well-written, and I’m totally enjoying it. It’s also the author’s first YA, which is something else I’ve noticed, the heaviest use of items from the list usually show up in debut novels.

Like I have tried to tell the writers who get defensive about my list (and I’ve gotten some pretty strong emails/comments asking me, “who the heck do I think I am and what do I know?”), these are observations, not rules. They’re like laws in Tennessee…guidelines.

Someday I might write a book (under a pen name, of course) that includes all twenty-five cliches along with some really mean cheerleaders. That would be fun!

Here are a couple more I think you could definitely add:

  • Authors who work in vocabulary by including moments where their characters use big words and then identify them as “SAT words.”
  • Having your characters like the music from your high school era (I think this is usually the author being either too lazy to find out what kids like today OR they don’t want to date their books with “this year’s” music – totally understandable)

Have you noticed any new ones?