angus.jpgI am stating right now that I am not a fan of the new long title trend. Or perhaps I should call it TITLES THAT GO ON AND ON FOR DAYS AND DAYS BUT DON’T REALLY SAY ANYTHING THAT TWO WORDS COULDN’T HAVE SAID BETTER. I blame Louise Rennison for the long title fad. I really have no proof of this, but ten years ago (or so), her book ANGUS, THONGS, AND FULL FRONTAL SNOGGING hit the shelves and titles have never been the same since. Now, the truth is that I love her titles and a lot of them are long. But the rest of the long titles out there I can do without.

I would happily rename THE ABSOLUTELY TRUE DIARY OF A PART-TIME INDIAN simply PART-TIME INDIAN. Easier to remember and still says pretty much the same thing. And don’t get me started on…well, actually, I can’t remember any other really long titles which is exactly my point! How are people going to buy your book if they have no idea what it’s called?

There are exceptions. Like I’D TELL YOU I LOVE YOU, BUT THEN I’D HAVE TO KILL YOU works for me because it’s already a saying. Same with the sequel (sort of), CROSS YOUR HEART AND HOPE TO SPY. But most of the time long titles are not like this.

So, why am I ranting about this? Well, mostly because it’s my blog and I can.

Maybe it’s just me, anyway. Maybe young people, the target audience for these books still have plenty of brain cells and have no trouble remembering the title of “that Frankie book that everyone loves” or “A BRIEF CHAPTER IN MY IMPOSSIBLE LIFE” or “MY ROAD TRIP TO THE PRETTY GIRL CAPITOL OF THE WORLD” (by the way, these are all books I like, but can never recommend on the fly because…yeah, the titles are so friggin’ long! And yes, I just looked them up!).

I know that authors don’t always name their books, and sometimes there’s a lot of input before a title is decided on, but all I’m saying is while I’m very flexible when it comes to editing and even my title, I will go down fighting if my editor wants to name my book THE STORY OF A GIRL WHO TAKES HER FIDDLE ON THE ROAD AND FACES HER FEARS AND FINDS EXCITEMENT ALONG THE WAY WHILE REACHING NEW LEVELS OF ENLIGHTENMENT. Or anything along those lines.

What about you? Do you like long titles?